Donating is hard.
A list of things I've learnt this week;
1. Donating clothes you bought but never wore and know you never will, is more difficult than you imagined.
2. Little old ladies that volunteer in charity shops get snappy when you hand the bag over, but have gut wrenching difficulty in prising your fingers from the handles.
3. Some opticians have smelly breath.
4. Spiders can get out of the Hoover and laugh in your face.
5. It only takes, one bottle of Mr Mvscle, 2 large bottles of vinegar and 1 whole litre of d0mestos to unblock a drain.
6. When employing someone to do your ironing, it is advisable not to choose a lady with dodgy eyesight, who obviously thinks wearing a lettuce leaf is attractive.
7. Clearing out your cupboard shelves at 2am will piss your neighbours off.
8. If you pull away in your car, without having put the lid on the frappacino, you will get wet.
9. However sweet you think old people are, your opinion will change once they get behind the wheel and drive 20miles, at a third of the speed limit, making you late for your optician appointment.
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