Diggin' The Robot
My guinea pig has the shits, which may have something to do with the Mini Chedders I shared with her last night. Some may call that cruelty, I call that a lack of gratitude, I gave away half a Mini Chedder for fucks sake!
I don't have an awful lot to say, I'm a wee bit tense about a 'meeting' tomorrow and whether I will be able to control my mucus induced gag reflex during that hour, or will I just completely dry up and perch on the edge of the chair like a stuffed, alert (or not so alert being as it would be dead), Meerkat.
I'll leave you with this little gem, which was apparently responsible for my Dad laughing so uncontrollably that his intravenous machine wouldn't stop alarming. I got bollocked for that. Don't say I don't ridicule myself for the less fortunate.
