Zummerzet overload
May bank holiday Monday aka May Day, in Somerset, means village celebrations and entertainment must be endured through the eyes of cider overdosed locals.
This activity is compulsory, if you are found down the local DIY shop on May Day, instead of at the above mentioned appropriate gathering, you are promptly put against a wall and shot.
Who am I too argue?
Activities include medieval plays where normally respectable folk ponce about like loons.....or Jesters.. 
..or Vikings that have mated with Bumble bees.. 
..or men living out their fantasies. 
Much flowing of alcohol results in 'It's your round, tight arse' sword fights... 
.. followed by drunken jig ya arse off with The Huckleberries..even if it is raining... 
..by which time you might be able to stomach the Morris Dancers.. 
.. who like to wave their snot riddled hankies in the Somerset air... 
..followed by bashing their sticks together, cos Morris Men are hard.. 
.but alas, all is not lost, for the first time in history, a sexy Morris man is discovered..
...which results in so much flustering, that there is only one place to look.
As wrong as it feels to fancy a Morris man, I would still fondle his geeky stick anytime.
Hope you had a good Bank holiday weekend and if you are in a country that this did not apply too, you don't know what you're missing...... thankfully.
