What planet am I on today?
There is something seriously wrong with me, today I....
Returned a hundred pounds worth of clothes that I bought yesterday, because the guilt of spending that amount kept me awake most of last night.
Past Starbucks TWICE without going in.
Ironed my fathers bedding, (I don't iron my own).
Tipped a full yogurt pot upside down on my lap and the yogurt stayed firmly put.
Went into the newsagent to pay my paper bill and came out WITHOUT a magazine.
Have not, so far, had a ciggy, because I just don't want one.
Passed piercing parlor and seriously considered having my eyebrow pierced.
Cried hysterically at this film, I never cry at films.
Looked at 2 trillion handbags, but couldn't see one that I liked.
