Nanny McJilly
I have a child asleep in the next room. A CHILD! Wheeeeeeeeee!
No, I did not do a snatch and run from a random playground. But I do have a wee human for the next 4 days. Good god, it's mother must be deranged to leave it in the care of such a bad influence.
I don't 'do' substantial meals, how many takeaways can you give to a child in 96 hours and is it wrong to let her eat fruit gums and chocolate biscuits for breakfast? She must be starving after that brandy last night.


