Dear Head Mistress
Please excuse Jilly from blogging for as long as she can milk it. She has pneumonia and pleurisy , the symptoms of which were ignored for a while because she is allergic to doctors and, isn't that lung area discomfort just a pulled muscle that extends across the whole of my back and round to my chest? DOH! In her defense she did not realise this because she eats pain for breakfast 'fool' and occasionally Jaffa cakes, like this morning.
Please find enclosed some local flood photos that Jilly would like to share in the hope that you will forgive her, or send her grapes, or chocolate, or chocolate covered grapes.
Yours faithfully,
The guinea pig.
