Dear Teacher
Please excuse Jilly from blogging yesterday. She stupidly fainted last night after taking extra meds followed by her first fag of the day. Please see below.
Muscle relaxants + First cigarette in 24 hrs = Plummeting blood pressure.
Also, what the hell are you teaching her at blog school? Please stop with the fairy tales. She was under the illusion that a knight in shining armour was going to gallop up on his white horse and rescue her. She wouldn't get off the floor until I convinced her that the knight must have taken the wrong turning at Bullshitsville, which thinking about, is perfectly possible in this fog.
Yours faithfully
Jilly's sensible side
