Blogger Gazette Christmas Edition
GRANDAD FOR RENT.
Basics
89 year old grandad for rent. Fair condition for age. Marginally marked and discoloured, but can be covered up by beige, leather buttoned cardigan included in lease.
Features
Top of the range cuddling. High quality deafness when appropriate. Low fuel consumption. 24hr speaking ailment mode. Sleep mode when not being sufficiently stimulated. Thick Scottish accent (please note, interpreter not included).
Complimentary extras
Years supply of Worth3rs Original. Spare set of false teeth. Tartan blanket with matching slippers. 853 carrier bags.
Genuine reason for rent.
Current residential housing closing down on Friday. Family only given 4 days notice.
Please note - Grandad is currently unwell and doolally, but comes with medication and will hopefully revert back to working order in approx 2 weeks.
Enquires to;
Jilly's losing the plot
Making jokes when she could cry Avenue
When the fuck will all this shit stop Town
L1FE 5UX
